Okay, so we don’t get out all that much, particularly that date of year, but when we do we have that lingering dread about being disconnected. What whether we miss a text from our BFF? What whether we get a Facebook desire from Super Fun Annoying Wall? What whether we skip a tweet from @FakeAPStylebook? Delorme’s latest takes care of that, relying on satellites to beam all your social networking signals from outer space. The Earthmate PN-60w is the GPS end of things, with a 32-channel receiver, three-axis compass, and all the tracking, waypoint, and breadcrumb functionality you’d expect from that sort of device. The PN-60w can thereupon pair with a Spot Messenger for sending text messages, Facebook updates, and tweets from the most desolate of backwoods. The PN-60w is said to be avail sometime that spring, and you can pre-order yours at Amazon now for $549.